CAN WE END THE PERFORMATIVE MAN APOCALYPSE?!?

Suburb Talks

Nick Grajeda

Comedy

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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0:00.0	Mon, when's my birthday?
0:07.0	August 12.
0:09.0	It's August 12.
0:12.0	Bro, she has said that every single time.
0:16.0	August 11.
0:17.0	But honestly, I do fuck with you and I always say that.
0:19.0	Oh my God, no, I keep forgetting 11 because Nick, 11. You have to remember your birthday through me. I don't know why I'm so stuck in August 12. I do fuck with you though. And every time you say August 12, I'm like, yep. Think but I was gay. How do I get in here? It's tape, bro.
0:38.3	That's not the way you're opening it.
0:41.3	It's the bottom.
0:43.3	Get open.
0:44.3	I want some cake, dude.
0:47.3	I used to not going to...
0:48.3	Bro, wait, I don't want my cake yet, bro.
0:50.3	Bro, we're still gonna wish you had a birthday.
0:52.3	I don't want your kid.
0:53.3	Wait, you guys, are we ever gonna show them what we got at the meat and cream? We'll do the next spot. I put it in here, didn't I? Yeah, I also show a lot. I think it'll be cute. No, we definitely get. While we're like eating cake or something. Alex, you bring in the stuff, all of it. Oh, hey, wait, wait. Alex didn't even put the candles on it, didn't even light it, just gave us all the tools. Through the box on the table. Just threw the box on the table. And he's blocking your camera. Okay, if Monty took you, you want to do you? Okay, well, I'll just pass it around. Well, I don't want to touch the bag. I'm gonna be so real right now.
1:29.3	I can't get sick.
1:30.3	He's gonna be...
1:31.3	Sean, I'm not contagious.
1:33.3	But also, you know, I would have like to stay home today too.
1:36.3	I'm not gonna lie.
1:37.3	Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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