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Hello and welcome to J Train Podcasts, this is J Train Jared Freight. Come to you live from

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I say it every episode, I'm going to say it one more time. Thank you guys for listening, thank you for telling a friend, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I was just in Tampa Bay, Florida, wow, America's Dream. It is a great place but more importantly, the people that came out to the show's OMG.

You guys are so cool and so nice and it really, it's wild. I just have you guys, you know, we've been doing this podcast what almost five years now, like that's a, that made me feel old and crazy.

But some people coming up to me at the show's being like, I listen to you before college, now I'm out of college and I'm still listening.

And it really, what a feathering of the nuts that is. It is as if I'm sitting there, legs behind my ears and you took a little goose feather and just went up and down the same.

It really feels good. So it is amazing to meet you and see you and take pictures with you and it was really cool to do stand up there and at Side Splitters, which is a fun club and that whole Tampa area is bizarre and fun and good people.

And that was that and it was great. So thank you for coming out. I'm going to be doing more shows on the road coming to Chicago three April 22nd Zanies. That's a standup show.

April 23rd. That's going to be a live podcast and then I'm coming to that's it for now. That's all I got. Now I'm looking at it.

But here listen, keep telling your friends, keep spreading the word, keep telling people about this podcast. That's the only way it keeps going. It is user generated. So I'm very excited about today's guest.

Fantastic comics. So, so funny. I just did our podcast. We've just become fast friends. Michelle Collins, thank you for coming on.

Jared, I have a lot to say about Tampa. Please. But I mean a lot. I was sitting here biting my tongue. Please. Tell me. What do you think of Tampa?

I love Tampa. You do. I have to tell you I'm a Florida native. Okay.

From Miami. Okay. We always made fun in Tampa growing up. It's like you have to. Yeah. My brother went to college there, gained 75 pounds, moved home after a year. That's what I'll do to you. I feel like I gained 900 pounds there. I was like I seriously felt like shit.

He came back with the four permanent Oreo teeth. Like he can brush it out. And I was always like this is whatever. And I was there about a year ago, because I officiated a wedding. That's a whole other story that I sort of got tricked into doing. But also it's my fault. Anyways.

For people I don't know. And I just spent a couple days in Tampa. And I had the best time. Yeah. It's beautiful. I looked into buying a house. I was like, I really? I'm not joking. I was like, I got a 10 bucks in my pocket. I was like, this is a beautiful home goods there. Yeah. Fantastic whole foods. Sure. I'm a fan. Yeah. They got. Well, you know what's interesting about these and I say this. I don't mean this as a as a as a knock. These secondary cities. Okay. I've been into San Antonio Tampa. It's not like New York.

L.A. Chicago. I'm saying cities that are smaller. And they all have what what seems to be happening is and I found it in Tampa. They kind of have this like area. This like newer area that I feel very comfortable in. Yes. It's like it's kind of like a habitat that like is built for me. They have this high park area. A new high park. Yeah. You're going to tell me that's not new though. It's called new high park. It's been around since I was a kid. Okay. So it's changed a lot. It's gotten very modern. It's gorge. Beautiful. That's my favorite part of Tampa.

Toad to breathe everything on purpose. I'm on I'm on to gorge. Wow. I but I was saying I used to sing and I don't realize how do she does. I'm like, oh, got it. This is the perf show for it.

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