Hi I'm Nicholas Kage.

Hi I'm Nicholas. Or should I say Mr. Cage?

Hey Nicholas!

Or should I say Mr. Cage? Yeah, which do you prefer?

You just call me Nick or Nicholas or Nicky. Okay, well Nicky. I don't know what to say. You spend much it's that simple why are you here?

We are your accountants and we actually have to review some purchases with you look we get the cars, the Gulf Stream Jet even, but see like

here there's this. There's castles with an S. Yeah plural castles. You were number

cruncher. Just crunch the goddamn numbers. We look like Houdini?

Yeah, no one can clean this up. Describe it. Like, everywhere.

I don't know what that means.

Okay, yachts, cobras, shrunken heads, islands, again multiple islands. A dinosaur skull?

Dinosaur skull. Like, give me a million dollars?

That's not how this works.

Do you even know what taxes are, Mr. Kage? I don't think he knows what taxes.

No.

Is, no.

Is there anything else that we should know or you want to tell us?

I stole the Declaration of Independence.

Imagine that.

Hmm.

You know what?

We're going to refer you to Tax Network USA because I don't think we can help you.

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