Everybody, hello.

That's us.

Yo.

So, congrats, guys.

The whole wreck row crew's been vaccinated,

so we're all going on a trip here in New York.

And Chili being chili, she decides to take us to an escape room. Everyone grown? Ah, thank you, thank you. But as you're walking through Manhattan on your way to the escape room, you see a lot of commotion in front of you guys and a ton of smoke. A 420? It's giving them the smoke. It's legal now in New York. That's why. Wait is legal in New York City. Get the Zaza. So you guys have the option you want to investigate this giant commotion, smoke cloud? Absolutely not. Why would you even have? Smoke? And it smells like weed? I want to go see what they have to offer. Me and Dan hold hands and walk forward. Start skipping together happily. They kind of just went forward, so I'm going to hang back here. Yeah, same. Okay, so Christian and Den walked forward towards the smoking commotion, and out of it, they see an old lady with a giant bone arrow. Oh, fuck, what? He looks at Christian and Den and says, found you. What? And shoot the giant arrow with perfect precision into Christian and Dead's knees. That shit is in my knees. Ow, ow, ow, oh. Why can I feel that? No! Oh, Kurt, I know what this is. No! Wait, what is it? This is not fair. If I knew, if I knew, this was the error, I would have walked in there too.

What the- What?

Blood starts gushing out of your legs and you start to feel weird, but not from the blood laws.

The old lady walks up to you guys and says,

It seems you too are worthy.

Nobody's been worthy in 30 years.

ORA emanates from you and from behind you, two beings appear.

Behind then floats a humanoid figure that kind of looks like post-the-hole with a sunflower.

It's Post Malone from the Pokemon.

Yeah, from the Pokemon.

Can I get your autograph?

And behind Christian rises a giant baby.

Oh, the one from Spirit Away voiced by Tara Strong, yes.

Bo?

What is this?

The old woman tells you these are your stands, your stand-ins.

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