Today, I have decided to adopt a bunch of orphans.

Well, there's probably like two of them, but the other two of them are Chili and Ivan.

Oh my god.

Wow.

I gotta call you mom.

Yeah, I am the mom now.

I'm mom.

Why don't you guys love me? You adopted me. What am I supposed to do? Say no? I'm trying to get out of here. I don't got a choice. You want to get kicked out first thing? It was either me or Stuart Little. I'm surprised you picked me. Since I decided that I'm adopting eight new orphans, I'm also... Eight? Yeah, I have eight.

Was it two?

Eight?

Are you lonely?

No, no.

They're all named Ivan and Chili.

All the girls are named Ivan and all the guys are named Chile.

This is obviously a tax write off.

This is why you're doing this.

Ah, you've caught on. So, my tax write-off of children's are now going with me to Disney World.

Yeah, wait, wait, again. We're going to Disney World to keep the continuation, you know?

There's a pandemic going on. I don't really want to. And also there's zombies down there, but okay.

We're going to Disney World. We're going to Disney World. The Florida one? Yeah. I don't want to go to Florida, period. I'm not, I think, no. I don't want to go to Florida period. Why would we want to go to Florida at all? Well, so we're going to the airport, and we didn't quite realize that Ivan was sleeping in, so he overslept. Aren't you my mom? Why didn't you wake me up? You know, there's eight kids. There's eight adopted orphans. Whose fault was that? She's drinking. She's an alcoholic mother. Oh, my God. Can someone call CPS? What am I doing here? That's why she didn't have any kids because she couldn't give up drinking. She's an alcoholic mother. Oh my god. Can someone call CPS? What am I doing here?

That's why she didn't have any kids because she couldn't give up drinking. Take me back to the

orphanage, please. And yet somehow they let her adopt kids. Eight of them. Who thought it'd be a good

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