Wait, where's my not even ready?

Alright.

You guys therapist?

Nah. So, uh, as you can see, the world is kind of in a mess.

There's just a fucking lot of shit going outside.

Always has been.

So the government has made this big-ass robot that we're using to fight the obvious enemy outside, the big-ass giant purple Barney that has come back to life as a, like a phoenix from the lava.

And he wants revenge on Ivan for...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're going back.

This guy comes back from the lava because little did we know the lava at the lava at Raptor

Park had some magical properties.

So I'm back as you can tell.

Guys, this is the last time we take an influencer pass to Raptor Park.

This is it.

This is the last time.

Does that mean?

That brought us there.

Did you made us go?

Does that mean I have my Raptor arm again? Yeah, motherfucker. Where is the money? That shit did not go through. It's in my bank account because I brought you there. Hello? Yeah, but Barney is mad and he's like, yo, I'm pissed at Ivan for gentrifying my home and causing. Ivan went there and put expensive studio apartments in Raptor Park and made the volcano explode. It was fucking crazy. Ivan, it was your fault the whole time? It was Ivan, man. It's a tax right off now. It was a failed business, guys. It's fine. It's a failed business. I came out of God. What are you talking about? My bad, guys. Sorry. It happens, guys. Sometimes you spill milk. Sometimes you cause a fucking awful disaster. All right. So, and I'm the only one that can combat the Barney because it's just only make sense. I'm the only one that can read his moves because we had a love affair. And I miss my boy. You really know his moves. This lore is deep, man. He know, he knows his moves if you hear, if you get what I'm saying.

Why are you talking like this?

What the fuck is this all of that?

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