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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Ooh, is it that time of the week already?

Blimey.

No wonder Keith's looking so cheerful.

Four minutes after 12 is a time.

Mystery Hour is upon us.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction,

not ordinarily available, anywhere else,

on your radio dial. Because I don't do much this hour. That's why I like it so much. You ring

in with a question. We engage in a little bit of banter, and then someone else rings in with an answer.

We engage in a little bit of banter, and then we decide whether or not the answer is definitive or not. And we decide whether or not the answer is definitive or not

by scrutinizing your qualifications. Now don't think that you actually need to bring your certificates.

You might just have seen it on the telly last night you can just ring in and say I say qualifications you say oh I watched David Attenborough last night this is the only thing I have to

make clear sometimes people genuinely seem to think that they have to bring academic qualifications

or vocational qualification no when I say what are your qualifications I'm just asking how do you know

that how do you know it of course if your qualifications turn out to be breathtakingly relevant

to the question that you are answering, then you might well receive the highest accolade.

Accolade. Acelaide, the British radio can bestow. A Ray Leota, named after the Hollywood legend,

that is Ray Leota. And the reason I say it like that is because I spent quite a long time saying a Ray Leota, named after the Hollywood legend, that is Ray Leota.

And the reason I say it like that is because I spent quite a long time saying a Ray Leota,

and many people thought that it was an aquatic mammal based in Essex.

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