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This is the Pack a Day podcast.

Okay. This is the Pack-A-Day podcast. Tuesday, December 10th, 2020.

Welcome everybody to another edition of the Pack-A-Day podcast.

I am your host this evening.

I am Jacob Westendorf.

I am flying solo.

Because sadly and pathetically, Jacob Morley is attempting to make his middle school

basketball team for the 18th consecutive season. I am not one to wager jelly beans, but for those of you that are interested in such a thing

amongst friends, if you can find a wager on prize picks, as Andy Herman tells you about our

podfather every single day, if you can find a wager that says he gets cut, you're going to want to take that.

That is pay your mortgage, bet on the month, lock of the century, whatever the

hell else it is that these guys use in their gambling promos.

Jake O'Rle is not making that basketball team.

I can promise you I've seen him move.

I've seen him if you want to call that running.

I've seen him try and jump before.

And it is one of the saddest things I have ever seen a human attempt.

But I am here because I am fully aware of my athletic limitations. I never had

any athletic ability to speak up. So I sit here and I talk about people who do. I'm your host,

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