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The long national nightmare has come to a close.

Yes.

John Morant has fallen victim to Adam Silver's decisive hammer of justice.

The guillotine, if you will.

He is now Ned Stark of the NBA.

You are not going to believe the amount of games John Morant has been suspended for.

Just to remind anyone, if anyone needs to be reminded, which I'm sure you don't,

John Morant has now been involved in three separate alleged incidents, allegedly involving

guns, including, as everyone already knows, the one incident where he filmed himself

at the strip club with the gun in his hand.

I'm tired of talking about this, but here we are.

Adam Silver has weighed all the evidence and looked at League precedent and came up with an

absolute nuke.

Eight games, including the six he's already missed,

so it's two games punishment now for Ja Morant.

Wow, how could you be so bold, Adam?

Last I checked, Jha checked into a rehab center in Florida.

He was planning on working on his addiction issues.

Some reports were that we wouldn't see J'all for the rest of the year.

Miraculously, because Jahn is like a Marvel character,

he was cured of all addiction issues

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