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Good afternoon, gentlemen, and Miles from sunny San Diego, California.

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Today marks my daughter Fiona Grace's fifth trip around the sun.

We are incredibly proud that she can already read chapter books, counts past 100, and is incredibly kind to

everyone she meets. In honor of her big day, we went to Disneyland to have her experience the

bippity-bop-a-bottie boutique princess makeover. Of course. Annual of pass holders. A big flex there, Ted.

Oh, nice.

I respect that.

So from her mom, Christina, brother Leland, Graham, and me, and the Navy Deep Sea Diver, Kyle.

We have Miles tell some dad jokes.

And Mickey Mouse and Goofy, please, with wishing Fiona a very happy fifth birthday. Thanks, guys. Have a great weekend. Larpon, all the land, Sherman's Deli, and Smith Family Popcorn. I'm going to let you guys hit the Disney first ride. See if I can find some appropriate jokes for a five-year-old. Well, gosh, Fiona. Happy birthday. It was great seeing you at Disneyland. I don't know if you saw me, but I certainly saw you when you walked out of the bippity-moppity boutique for your Princess Makeover. I thought you were one of the Disney characters. Next time, make sure you visit old Goofy's flippity-floppity, flippity-flop boutique. Fiona, Fiona, don't go there. It's a bad place.

I'm thinking about shutting it down.

Now I can see here, your dad's a smart man, listen to the podcast. So this weekend, you tell him you want dessert from Sherman's deli, all the way up in Palm Springs and get any piece of cake you want. Think I found a couple.

All right.

By the way, if you're ever in Palm Springs or Palm Desert, go to Sherman.

Shermans.

I've never been there. I want to go next time.

It is phenomenal.

Ted Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

Why?

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