Can Ted Beat The Streak?

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Okay, I think it's time that we go back in time to the last time that we played Ted versus the FCC.
0:03.7	So if we could, let's go back in time.
0:06.1	Time, time.
0:08.8	Me and freaking Chuck cuts can't freaking fine, nutty, fat, knuck futs.
0:15.4	Even though he's wearing a short, silvery, shiny, slit-city shirt.
0:21.9	I'm off, hearts, Smeller.
0:23.2	Three times fast.
0:27.4	Me and frickin' chuck cuts can't freaking find nut-y-fat-fat-nut f***.
0:28.6	Oh!
0:32.4	That was a quick one. Let's do it again. And now, everyone's favorite daytime game show, where one person could lose $325,000.
0:42.9	And their job, or win, and walk away with nothing.
0:48.5	It's time for Ted versus the FCC.
0:52.5	Oh, yeah.
0:53.5	I forgot that we had a loss last week.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.2	And the week before that.
0:58.5	I don't know why we stayed up so late last night.
1:00.7	But I'm telling you what, the session was genius.
1:05.3	It really was.
1:06.0	The brainstorming, the thought process behind it.
1:08.3	We probably got about 20 in the can, just in case we need them.
1:11.1	Oh, yeah.
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