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The SCP Experience

Can't Wake Up | SCP-838

The SCP Experience

Dr. NoSleep Studios

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4.8842 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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SCP Foundation SAFE class object, SCP-838: Can't Wake Up Author: Matt Doggett Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/MatthewDoggettAuthor/ Website/Newsletter sign up: matthewdoggettauthor.com This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-838, and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #drscp #scp #scpfoundation #doctorscp #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Thoughtful driving tips from ESO, number three.

0:03.5

This is Kieran. He's doing 70 on the motorway.

0:07.2

On his way to a cheeky spa appointment, though his diaries as he's visiting a client.

0:12.9

Naughty Kieran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey.

0:19.9

Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kieran.

0:22.6

Slowing down a little.

0:23.8

Toy car to Danny from me.

0:26.0

Fluffy slippers to Emma from me?

0:28.2

The Cheesy McChrispy.

0:29.6

To me from me.

0:31.3

Treat yourself to the new Cheesy McChisbee from McDonald's

0:33.8

with the delicious cheese sauce,

0:35.1

cheese slices and crispy onions.

0:36.8

Go on, you've earned it.

0:39.6

Available until the 5th of Jan, served from 11am, participating in restaurants only, subject to

0:43.0

availability.

0:43.9

The man sitting opposite me slid a newspaper across the table, the classified section facing

0:49.9

up.

0:51.3

Near the bottom right corner of the paper was a red circle around a single help wanted ad.

0:57.2

Mr. Delaney, the guy across from me said,

1:01.2

this is the ad for which we will pay you to respond. He wore a khaki suit and had the frazzled

1:08.0

look that I associated with professors. And the way he spoke simply reinforced the notion.

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