Can't Touch This - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
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In this silly story, the Wamblebrams think nothing bad can ever happen to them—they’re invinsible, after all. But after a scraped knee, a sore stomach, and a bump on the nose, nothing is as it seems. Maddie, Harper, and Everett must bumble through new dangers, face off with the TurkeyChickens, and learn that sometimes the thrill of adventure is worth a few “ouches.”
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
To see if the shout-out list is open, visit: lolstorytime.com/shoutouts
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | LOL Story Time, truly not a boring time, grab a snack and you'll be fine, follow the whole storyline |
| 0:07.0 | LOL Story Time, make you laugh at least one time, LOL Storytime! |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome back to the show, glad you can make it. |
| 0:16.0 | This is episode 121, and we'll get to the story in a moment, but off the top, I'd like to announce the winners of the LOL Storytime Story Writing contest. |
| 0:24.7 | But before I do that, I first have to say that every story submission that came in was absolutely awesome. |
| 0:30.6 | The one and only time I entered a story writing contest as a kid, I lost. |
| 0:34.5 | And then right after I stopped writing for a while because I thought that meant I stunk. So I just want everyone to know that no matter the outcome, stick with it. Because every |
| 0:42.7 | one of us is a storyteller, and we all have stories to tell. All right, in the youngest age group, |
| 0:48.8 | ages 6 to 8, I am pleased to congratulate author Griffin Wilcox on his story Saving the Camping Survival |
| 0:54.8 | Book. In the middle group, ages 9 to 10, I would like to congratulate Eleanor Akerst on her story |
| 1:01.0 | Z for Zebra. And in the 11 to 12 age group, congratulations to Kya Dick on her story called |
| 1:06.7 | The Dragon Portal. Winners have already been contacted by email, |
| 1:12.2 | and I hope to share their stories with you in a special episode at a later date. |
| 1:14.7 | Thanks to everyone who participated, |
| 1:16.5 | everyone should feel very proud. |
| 1:18.9 | All right, now on to the story, |
| 1:20.6 | which is called Can't Touch This. |
| 1:23.1 | This one features characters named after |
| 1:24.5 | Maddie, Harper, and Everett. |
| 1:26.8 | I hope you enjoy this one. |
| 1:28.5 | Let's get into the story. |
| 1:33.0 | This is the story of the Wambl Brams. |
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