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Well, the one person who not dominated the papers, because I don't think she can ever dominate the papers,

but, you know, she's got quite a foul mouth on her, which we've discovered in the past.

And this is Cheryl Fernandez Vassini Spag Bowl, who said it should be made illegal to talk about how thin I look. Well, then get out the business, dear. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the fireplace.

Unfortunately, you spend a lot of time talking about the way you look. That's what you're

employed for. You're not employed for your intelligence, put it that way. They're employing you

for your looks. Okay? That's why the hair people, you know, because you're worth it,

they're employing you for how you look. So that's why people talk about it. You know, you need to get

over yourself. Stop being so silly. You're not the big international star. Somebody's obviously told you

you are. You're just a very, very average singer. You look quite pretty. Don't ever ask you to open your mouth and we'll all be

quite happy about it. But you do look too thin. Okay? Just what we tell you that. So, uh, Simon Cowell,

she says was right to Axe. Somebody apparently called her a bag of bones. I think to be honest with it,

that's an insult to a bag of bones. But, uh, she's blamed the weight loss on the death of father-in-law and stress.

What stress? I don't know, these people who come up with this stress word nowadays,

it always, I always sort of slightly smile and think to myself, stress. You want to see what

stress is. Stress is the front page of the papers today, darling. You know, the body of a child

washed up on a beach and somebody's got to pick that child out. That's stress. What you do, nothing, nothing at all. You sit there, somebody does your makeup, they do your hair, they shove you in front of a camera. That stresses it. Go, blummey, you need to come out in the real world. People like you make me sick. You've got no idea. There's people starving around the world and what are you doing about it? Mowing about somebody who's saying you're too thin. Get over yourself. Perry Edwards, they say,

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