Can't Hardly Wait
Doug Loves Minis
Doug Benson
4.9 • 663 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2017
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and Benson Burners. |
| 0:04.0 | My name is Doug and I love minis. |
| 0:06.0 | This is Doug loves minis. |
| 0:08.0 | The show that appreciates it when somebody in the audience yells out, owner sucks, but also, |
| 0:16.0 | don't, isn't that obvious? |
| 0:20.0 | Coming to you from a hotel room in Tampa, Florida, Don't, isn't that obvious? |
| 0:21.2 | Coming to you from a hotel room in Tampa, Florida on Thursday, March 2nd, 2017, Sobrewary is long over. |
| 0:36.2 | I got trashed on that midnight on the 28th. And then the air conditioning |
| 0:43.1 | is weird in this hotel room. It kind of comes on and off weirdly. So don't let that bother you |
| 0:49.7 | if you hear it. What was I talking about? I was super hungover yesterday, |
| 0:55.4 | but then last night I was a little bit better behaved. |
| 0:57.9 | Thank you to everyone who came out to the Tampa, Florida improv |
| 1:03.1 | for my stand-up show and for bringing tons of name tags. |
| 1:09.7 | We got lots of people up on the stage at the end of the show to play Last Man Stanton, |
| 1:16.7 | and I will share the audio. |
| 1:20.1 | The very echoy audio, Matt Fernandez was there with me, Fat Fernandez on Twitter, and he's harder to hear than me on the recording. |
| 1:35.6 | So I apologize for that in advance. |
| 1:41.2 | Doug plugs. |
| 1:43.6 | Monday night, Los Angeles. |
| 1:46.3 | If you're anywhere near Los Angeles on Monday night |
| 1:48.9 | or have some sort of free airline ticket to cash in, |
| 1:52.6 | well, maybe that's too much. |
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