For the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

Publisher Roald Dahl's books announced that they're altering some of his insensitive

language like the words fat and ugly as well as modernizing his portrayal of women,

which will mostly affect Dahl's beloved children's classic, The Fat Ugly Wife Who New

Her Place.

I hate the censorship, but that's a pretty funny joke.

Oh my God.

Did I mention this on the year that I found out that, uh, what is the word that has become,

you can't say?

Was there a couple of them?

Well, we're not.

Oh, jerk?

Jerk, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't realize jerk was off the table now.

Well, yeah, I'm not a kid in a school, for instance, but I am absolutely through being

told what words to use, which words not to use.

Oh, yeah, well, I don't mean it for a lot.

What's going to offend anybody, please?

I don't really mean them for my life, but in schools.

Yeah, jerk is absolutely no way.

Just ridiculous.

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