Hello everyone and welcome to see Cricu for sclem. Thank you guys so much for tuning in so happy to have you here as always my name is Carly Aqualino so happy to be here with you guys you know my whole beginning field that's why I'm laughing it's my it's my weekly prayer.

So I hope you're all doing well and happy freaking new year to my girlies. So ready I'm recording this on January 9th can you imagine where did last week go I couldn't tell you if I tried I went to my army for new years as you guys know and had so much fun hung out with my girlie we went to the beach we ate good food and then I came home the next day got my booster.

I felt fine with my booster.

But I know a lot of you guys saw my outfit when I was in Miami the outfit that I posted on Instagram it's pretty much a freaking unit hard like a sheer unit hard I thought I was being different and then everyone was tagging me in a million people wearing the same outfit as me so that that's why I hate that shit.

But I felt cute I felt was it a sheer unit hard yes I mean how do you not feel cute in that and but you know me I can't find a man to save my fucking life so it is what it is you guys I ate a lot of French fries and I'm a happy person I just got back from trader Joe's life is good.

I am what else oh my god okay so I have a new obsession you guys know I love docu series and I wanted to recommend a few docu series to you I don't know what it is I don't know what's going on in my brain but I've been watching pretty much any content about cults it all started off I watch this docu series on HBO max called the vow and oh my god do you have to watch it it's about that you probably have all.

You probably have all heard about this it's about that cult that all those celebrities were in like that girl from smallville oh my god you just absolutely have to watch I'm not going to give anything away and then there's another one called the way down and there's another one called wild wild country I recommend them I know you guys have been upset that I haven't recommended anything but I watch all those darn things within the last bout week and a half and now I'm in a cult kind of mindset and I would I would like to start one so far the only rules I have.

The only rules I have for my cult are you have to be nice to me and every you actually everyone has to be nice to each other you don't have to do anything maybe every once so I would be nice if one of you popped in and said you know I'm going to do laundry do you do you have any laundry you want me to drop off I would enjoy that but everything else I'm kind of fine with I would love for us to have a community garden right all of these cults really do have the perfect setup they got a lot of land they have everyone does they're really good.

Everyone does their own thing you know everyone pulls their own weight they have a freaking garden are you guys kidding me let's grow basil together and I'm not going to charge anyone because that's also the thing it's like you're charging me to be in a cult so you have my mind my body my soul and my money this something's off here you know and the cult leader is always just like a schmuck it's always like some random guy who never had sex until he was 40.

I know I've talked about cults before but they really do amaze me and there's all different levels to them right there's like really dangerous ones like Charles Manson his cold his little help or shelters then there's like the spiritual hippie colds then there's the and I I got in trouble the last time I said this but I kind of do after watching that documentary called that Lula Rich

I felt like that was kind of a cult to fly wheels a cult all soul cycle peloton any gym really I was in it over the other day going into the city for something and I drove past we drove past like a track and there was so many people running and I'm like I don't understand like to me that's

I know that they weren't all running together like as a unit but I just as someone you have to understand this if you enjoy exercising someone who doesn't exercise it's unfathomable to them like it's unfathomable to me that you just do that you just you choose it you're not doing it against your will nobody's making you do it and you actually like that's a choice that you made

to just go and and run around a track I'm gonna tell you guys something right now if you ever see me running it one thing about me is I'm never running but if you ever see me running run with me because it's an emergency at that point okay

someone's got a knife a building fell down

there's a title wave a lion got out of the freaking cage at the zoo I promise you I will never run unless I'm being chased by something

so seeing people who enjoy this and choose this is unreal to me I'm envious of it I wish

I have to time I don't even want to get out of the bed and walk in and go drink coffee in my damn kitchen so I don't know I understand that a lot of exercise the part that I do get is that it's you know the results you get are worth it

people like I like the way my body looks because I do squats or I go you know run around or I do freaking boxing whatever I don't know what the free I don't know you freaks do but the actual act of doing it is insane I mean I just can't imagine a world I just I don't know why and everyone I know exercises everyone

my dad works out every single day he has his whole life he works out every day lip suites rides his bike I'm like why what's the point and I've asked him that before and he's just like it just makes me feel good

I don't get it I've never exercised and felt good I've only ever exercise and been in pain and agony I swear you guys but please don't please don't hate me for saying that I know that if you run you're not at a cult everyone I know works out except for me you know I just

sometimes I just don't know what I do get my life to short lives to short baves life to damn short there were certain things I like to do like I enjoyed when I was doing hot yoga I always like that

because the sweating I would focus on the sweating more than I focused on the actual exercise any other thing I've done I used to take dance classes with my friends to at a place called 305 fitness hashtag not sponsored but

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