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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Danielle, tell me all about your thing.

All right, so Penny wanted us to phone tap her roommate Joy.

Joy is very overprotective of her clothes.

Hates when Penny borrows anything without asking.

So Penny admitted to Joy that she once again borrowed a sweater and she dropped it off at the dry cleaners. So I'm calling from the dry cleaners. We've got a little issue with the sweater. All right. We'll see what happens with Danielle's phone tap. Here we go. Hello? Yes, hi. I'm looking for Joy, please. This is she. Hey, Joy, this is Lisa from our new weird cleaners. Okay. I'm calling about the sweater you dropped off the other day. Well, my roommate, plenty dropped it off. I tried everything that I could do to get this vomit stain out, and I just can't get it out. Vomit? Yeah. I mean, I tried every chemical that I have in the back of the store. First of all, it's a pretty big stain right in the front of the shirt. I'm sorry. I just didn't realize. My roommate didn't tell me that that's what was on the sweater. So there's a huge vomit stain on my $300 sweater. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's going to have to be replaced. There's nothing I can do. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I mean, is it completely ruined?

You need a new sweater.

There's no way to save this sweater.

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