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Welcome to Puddles. Welcome to Puddles. It's your boy, dry dick aka poop hands. I'm joined here by

my recurring guest, slash girlfriend, slash um. Yeah what else am I see you? I know I'm trying

to think of a funny nickname for you without being mean. Is it that hard? Yeah. Yeah. To be mean.

Yeah. To me. Thanks for joining the show. Got a good one today.

Brennan goes, what the hell are we going to talk about? Apparently we can't do baby talk.

No, we're not allowed. I don't feel like a baby talk that much. Is it because we said baby?

Well we should stop saying that but um yeah I think just like

basically we're not in a relationship when we record this podcast. Oh we're just two friends

hanging out that happen to just be extremely tracked and do each other. Yeah, Andrew, Andrew

was like, well we could talk about something, some sex subject I forget. Sex pace.

And I was like, no we can't. Sex speed. Sex speed because then we're talking about our sex

and he's like, no we can just talk about sex in general and it's like, well that's our sex.

That's true. It's a good point. I was fucking the other day with you.

You don't know. You don't know. I drove Andrew's car today and as I do every time I drive

Andrew's car I take a trash bag with me because I know he's going to have

look where he hands everywhere and water bottles and so I was picking it up and I found another

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