I'm going to Hello everybody.

Welcome to Weekly Trash, the safe place to clean your mind, body,

and soul of all that trash you consume this week,

so you can consume some more tomorrow.

I'm your host, Josie Van Dyke and it is a solo

podcast and I am podcasting in the afternoon which is so weird because I'm usually a night podcaster because my kids are asleep and I don't have to worry about them

Coming in which is funny. There was like a random review on the Apple podcast saying she should edit when her kids come in the room.

My children have never came in the room.

They're dead asleep. So lady, if you're hearing something, I think you should check your house for ghosts because no children have ever been in a podcast episode.

But yeah, I'm a nighttime podcaster. so today is a little different. My nanny has the kids right now. She took them to go do something fun and I had finished all my errands and I was like, well, I could either take a nap, which was super tempting.

Or I could podcast.

And I went with podcasting because tomorrow is my son's birthday. He turns two and I'll be very busy with him being the best most present mom possible.

So I didn't want to have to stress about doing a

podcast episode and then tonight we're building his like present. We got him

one of those trucks that you can drive and so so I'm going to be helping my husband and by helping I mean just like watching and being moral support.

And so I didn't want a podcast tonight either.

So this kind of worked out because now I can kind of get it out of the way

and tell you all the crazy thing that I have been teasing at. The only bummer is is there

won't be reality TV trash in this episode because all the TV's tonight, but that's okay.

I'm sure it'll be discussed on Instagram.

So follow the weekly trash on Instagram if you want to hear my thoughts on

the Real House Wives of Beverly Hills finale of the reunion because I don't think there's

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