Hey mate, what's with a giant pile of letters?

Letters?

Ah, my bill room.

Bill room?

Yeah.

Can't open them, can't throw them out, so they go in the pile.

You've got a giant pile of unopened bills, big enough for a room, and you don't want to open them because...

Don't want to know.

Right, well, maybe if you open them, you wouldn't have to sleep in the bath.

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Hello, this is Hugo Rifkin, and now we're going to be unpacking the politics of the day

and lots else besides. And joining me are two Times journalists who've never tried to pass off some AI

copy as their own work, I'm sure, and they are Janice Turner. Hello, Janice. And Patron

McGuire, hello Patrick. Good morning, Hugo. How are you? I'm living the dream, Hugo.

I think I'd break chat GPT if I tried to get it to...

I do occasionally get it to emulate me, but it doesn't.

I'm, I think, slightly too idiosyncratic.

This should be the test. It's like the Turing test.

It's the Patrick McGuire test.

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