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James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Can kangaroos swim?

James O'Brien's Mystery Hour

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5986 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Identical sisters, identical brothers... But identical children?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Look at him go.

0:01.4

He's a quality striker.

0:02.8

No, not him.

0:03.7

The electrician fixing those lights.

0:05.5

Wow.

0:06.2

Is he?

0:06.9

Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment.

0:10.3

This is truly game-changing.

0:12.9

Use QuickBooks year-round to ensure your income tax return is shock-free.

0:17.0

That's how you business differently.

0:18.9

Into its QuickBooks.

0:20.5

I agree with Andy. Three minutes after 12. An hour away from all the politics and negativity in the world, James. Bring on Mystery Hour. I love Thursdays. You and me both. If you're not familiar with this feature, I think you're in for a bit of a treat. If you are, then grab you, and you've got a good question, grab your place on the switchboard now.

0:38.7

There's a lot of, as you know, sorting the wheat from the chaff.

0:42.7

But I thought Caroline is exaggerating sometimes

0:44.7

when she tells me about the poor quality of some of the questions

0:46.9

that she has to feel.

0:47.9

But I just popped into the production office

0:49.4

and heard somebody on the line asking why people of colour don't get white tattoos.

0:55.5

So, oh no, I've said it out loud now.

0:56.7

Everyone's going to think that's a really good... It's a stupid question.

0:58.8

This is why we're not going to do it.

0:59.9

If you've got a question that's less stupid than that, you know what to do.

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