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The Athletic.

The Phil Hay Show.

Welcome to the Phil Hay Show.

That is brought to you by The Athletic and the Square Ball.

Dan Moyland here from the Square Bowl with Michael Normanton from the Square Bowl and Phil

Hay from the Athletic.

Twice a week now, the Phil Hay Show.

Mondays and Fridays, normally on a Friday, we would debrief the press conference that

Jesse Marsh has just had.

You would normally come here straight from Thorpe Arch, and we discussed that now because of the way that the fixtures have fallen with the Thursday night game, that's not the case.

There's no pre-match press conference.

No, although it does feel as if the press conference was about an hour ago, because we were sitting down there at about 11 o'clock at night at Leicester.

So kind of the same thing. an hour ago because we were sitting down there at about 11 o'clock at night at Leicester.

So kind of the same thing.

Just a timestamp it.

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