Can I touch your cheeks?

The Luke and Pete Show

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Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Pete's Toyota Century saga rolls on! Today, we find out that things have amazingly got even worse for Donny.

Elsewhere, Luke is forced to bring up the trauma of the time he lived with Pete for a week and we get an update on Pete's dad's current routine. Plus, there is a rare cameo from Luke's cat.

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0:00.0	This episode of the Luke and Pete show is sponsored by His Majesty's Prison and Probation Service.
0:06.0	Working in the Prison and Probation Service is not a normal office 9-5.
0:10.0	Every single day is different. Every day is extraordinary but you don't have to be a
0:15.7	superhero to do it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people
0:20.6	you see in the coffee shops, down the pub at the football.
0:24.0	If you want a role that's varied, unique and interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles,
0:29.5	you're getting a position that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer for
0:34.4	example you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any
0:37.8	one day. One minute peacekeeper. The next you're a counselor, the next a teacher.
0:43.0	Many prison roles don't require any specific qualifications.
0:46.5	They're looking for people who have good communication skills, can listen, build rapport,
0:51.0	empathetic, resilient and a team player.
0:53.6	Working in the prison service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other,
0:58.6	where you help to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging team behind you
1:04.8	and excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search prison jobs. It's the local Petaloke Petriot, I'm Pete Donaldson and it's time for us to talk about all things batteries, boys, girls, fun times, getting away from it all,
1:38.3	booking an holiday, going on a cruise. Touching your mom's face as she sleeps. It's the look of
1:44.8	Peture. It's what we're doing. I only signed up for about 95% of those. I've
1:50.1	not I told you before I'm not going on the cruise. My mom, I would say out of all of our mums, I don't really recall exactly what your mom looks like, but my mam has got very touchable cheeks.
2:02.0	Like I could, you could definitely if you're
2:05.2	into stroking people's cheeks you'd get a lot of purchase out of my mams because she's
2:09.0	quite like that she's not fat but she's very... like that and I think it'd be very soft.
2:16.0	What are you doing?
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