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The Rob Gucci Show

Can I Pay For My Omelette In Crypto?

The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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LIVE From Miami Florida! Happy New Year! Support the show

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0:00.0

Hey man, welcome into the Rob Bouguji show, everybody.

0:07.3

I'm out here in Miami.

0:09.9

I'm looking for a hoochie daddy out here.

0:12.6

Now I get what sexy red was talking about.

0:15.6

You come to Miami, it's just you start thinking about hootie daddies, whether you're

0:20.7

straight, gay, non-binary,

0:23.5

purple, you're a black guy, you're a white guy, you're Peruvian, you start thinking about

0:30.7

hoochie daddies because you see them a lot. What up everybody in the chat? I'm out here of my

0:36.0

city view, 100% on credit. And that's what

0:39.7

Miami's all about, dude. I'm so happy. One of the things I'm really happy about is I'm glad

0:44.2

that I'm out of my designer t-shirt phase. That was a rough phase for me and my family. Apparently,

0:50.9

I like to think I'm pretty good friends with my friends, but nobody told me kind of how gay I was acting, which really is concerning.

1:01.7

I just, you know, as a guy that openly talks about his finances, and I'm, I was battling a lot of things, credit card debt, a lot of issues, a lot of medical, a lot of things going on. We're not going to get into that. I'm slowly getting out of that shit. But I still was buying. I had this crazy phase where I would just be buying a Dior t-shirt for $1,000. There's no reason for that. Incredibly stupid. And I wasn't trying to pretend. Like, I'm not a guy that's, like, going to pretend to, hold on, I'm wearing a towel so I don't docks myself with where I'm at. People really be, people do be hating out here. It's the one thing about Miami, too. You always have to be looking for the ops. The ops, they're always, they're looking for you.

1:45.4

They're talking about you.

1:47.1

You go and you get an overnight oat and a coffee at a cafe.

1:51.2

Next thing you know, you're getting pulled up on.

1:54.0

So, yeah, I went to this bizarre designer t-shirt phase.

1:58.4

And I wish I had a friend that kind of stepped in and they were like, dude, you're not a Persian guy in Miami. Take that off. And I wish they did it a little bit earlier. And I don't really care what people think. However, I don't know why I was acting like the poster boy for Belantiaga when I had no more than $19,000 in my bank account.

2:21.7

You know, why is my t-shirt worth 40% of what I have to my name?

2:28.7

What's up everybody?

2:29.7

What's up everybody?

2:30.6

This is the Rob Gucci show.

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