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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, get somewhere and sit down.

How many times have I heard that in my life?

We'll figure out what that's all about.

I know in just a few. But right now, Steve is

in to bring us today's prank phone call from the nephew.

All right. Here's the prank. Can I paint your wife, Nikki?

That doesn't even sound right coming from you. And why you saying it's so dry? One more time though, yeah.

There's no way I would say this.

Say it again.

Hey man.

Can I paint your wife naked?

And then just prepare for this ass with me.

Right, right.

That this man fiend to put on me.

Come on. Bring it, cat. right right that this man fin to put on me uh man come on bring it cat hello hello i wish to speak

with a mr gus please hello sir um my name is Sebastian i am am with the Art Institute.

And I wanted to give you a call about, I have a huge showing coming up where I'm going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings within it.

But I have one drawing that I'm looking to display that I have not put on canvas yet and I'm looking to take

something of essence to put on canvas and I want to call you about getting permission.

Well wait, hold on doll, just to stop you right now, I don't do that, all right? I'm not a model.

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