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It's actually really fucking good Go for it whenever you guys are ready I'll dehammer right now You better let him You better tickle that pickle That pickle or let someone else do it God damn it all right I know you're tired You sleep at 6 o'clock She goes to bed My wife goes to bed so early But it's cute you know That's why she looks so young. Truly, dog. I need to... Sleep better, dude. That's all it is. I've been sleeping a lot less lately. I'm so tired. And not gonna lie, I looked my, like, the last episode on No Chaser that went up with Katrina Johnson, I was looking at pictures of it and I was like, hmm, my a little little just puffy, right? I was like, I look a little chunky, but maybe I'm just being paranoid in one of the comments, Tim looking a little thick this episode. I was like, God. Comics can ruin your whole self-esteem in two seconds. Yeah, it's not that bad. Wow, fatty.

Or like, you'll be like, you know, I think I looked, I think I looked all right. Pretty pulled together. You're tired, man. You need some rest. You need some, you need some, get some more sleep. It's like, God. Tell you this, dude, on all my latest podcast, I'd just been farming. I had the last thing I care about is haircuts and getting my clothes ready because he's just so tired all the fucking time.

I get it. When you're fucking plow on the ground instead of pussy, you're tired, dude. Well, look, David, speaking of getting healthy and getting right, let's have some burritos, huh? Dude, I'm never going to get sexy. Doesn't matter. Look, we're rich. Just kidding. No, we're not. No, we're not. Please keep watching this podcast. Please, please do. I just bought my lot of tickets because it's at a billion dollars again. And it's been at a billion kind of like a lot. Somebody won recently.

Somebody, so here's what I don't, someone won a billion like two weeks ago, but then I'm checking my little lottery app because I fucking downloaded the app. And it's at a billion again. So I don't know if the last winner like was a fake claim or what. Yeah. But it's back up there, dog. It doesn't usually work like that, right? There's no billion back to back. No, it's a billion and then it kind of like resets. If you win a billion, would you give me some money? All right. I already don't like the answer.

I already don't like theets. If you win a billion, would you give me some money? All right.

I already don't like the answer.

I already don't like the answer.

I would for sure give Rick some money.

Okay.

Here's what I would do.

I want you to invest into my farming business.

Well, I was just going to say, if I had a billion dollars, I would be investing a lot of it.

And a big chunk of it, no, a little chunk of it would go into hiring a personal trainer for you.

Just kidding.

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