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Run That Prank

Can I Have Your Kidney

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 suggests getting a kidney from a man who is getting pancreatic surgery, since he is already going to be opened up.

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0:00.0

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it is today's Strawberry Letter, the subject, my husband, and his groupies. Wow. All right, but right now, it's the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got, Neff? You know, I'm sitting there going to my archive. You know, I got 343 pranks. I'm trying to figure out which one I want to drop on y'all today. You know, you know which one we played in a while time? What's that?

0:00.8

Well, I don 3403 pranks. I'm trying to figure out which one I want to drop on y'all today. You know, you know which one we played in a while, Tom? What's that? I don't know what the name of it is, but when you were praying for the man and asking about that kidney? Let's do that. Can I have your kidney? That's my daddy favorite. Can I have your kidney? Run it. Hello.

0:38.2

Hello, I'm trying to reach Brother Conley Wharton.

0:41.2

This is Connolly Whitton.

0:42.7

How are you doing, brother?

0:43.7

This is Deacon Patterson, calling him from the church.

0:45.6

How you doing today?

0:47.1

Deacon Patterson?

0:48.2

Yeah.

0:48.9

Just doing fine.

0:49.7

And yourself, sir.

0:50.6

I'm doing good.

0:51.7

Doing good.

0:52.3

You know, the church is behind you on what you're going through. And we're praying for you, man. We know all about the, you know, you're going into surgery on Friday to get your, get your pancreas removed. So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer, and let you know that we all are pulling for you. And we know that the man upstairs is going to pull you through this success.

1:11.7

Well, God bless and keep you, that deacon, God bless and keep you, because I tell you, I'm going

1:16.6

through something here.

1:17.7

Me and my wife, we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it, and it sure is a wonderful

1:22.2

thing to know that your church is with you and y'all are thinking about me in prayer.

1:26.9

I've really had to take

1:28.3

this this to the lord this is a serious thing with me and uh i ain't never had an operation before in

1:33.7

my life and right i know i need it my wife have made it clear the doctor made it clear and i believe

1:39.0

i'm ready to go forward deacon and we're going to give the victory to who the victory

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