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Run That Prank

Can I Have Your Kidney

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2018

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 is in need of a kidney and will do what he needs to do to get it.

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0:00.0

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's

0:05.1

strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy, what do you have in the prank call archives?

0:11.4

Shirley? So I got to say, before my daddy left you, can I have your kidney? He ran that in his

0:19.3

truck over and over and over. Did he? Can I have your kidney? Take a listen. It is. Classy. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach

0:30.3

Brother Conley Wicson. This is Connolly Wicke. How you doing, brother? This is Deacon Patterson calling from the church. How are you doing today?

0:36.5

Deacon Patterson? Yeah. Just doing fine. And yourself, sir. I'm doing good. Doing good. You know, the church is behind you on what you're going through. And we're praying for you, man. We know all about the, you know, you're going into surgery on Friday to get your pancreas removed. So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer,

1:27.7

and let you know that we all are pulling for you, and we know that the man upstairs is going to pull you through this success. Well, God bless and keep you, that deacon, God bless and keep you, because I tell you, I'm going through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it, and it sure is a wonderful thing to know that your church is with you. I'm going through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it, and it sure is a wonderful thing to know that your church is with you, and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I've really had to take this to the Lord. This is a serious thing with me, and I ain't never had an operation before in my life, and I know I needed. My wife had made it clear.

1:47.8

The doctor made it clear, and I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon. And we don't give the victory to who the victory is much to deserve. Yes, sir. He's the victory. He's the victory. Let me have a word of prayer with your brother Conley, if you don't mind. Just bow your head from me. Father God, we have right now. We ask right now that you touch Brother Conley as he goes in on Friday.

1:48.5

Please, sir.

1:49.9

Put your hands on him.

1:55.6

We ask, Father, that you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go and put surgery on.

1:56.1

Yes.

2:02.6

We ask that you make sure that the doctor has got a strong eye on that morning.

2:03.3

Walk with him.

2:07.9

We asked that he got a steady hand when he got the scarpal in his hand.

2:10.8

We ask that you hold on to him, please.

2:14.5

As it goes in to a surgeon, because we know come side to the morning.

2:18.8

The victory is going to belong to Brother Connolly and the Lord.

2:19.4

Thank you, Lord.

2:24.5

We know all of this, but we ask that you take that pancreas and you remove it out successfully,

2:28.5

close him back up like it was never been entered in before.

2:29.5

Walk with me, Jesus.

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