Can I Have Your Kidney
Run That Prank
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4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2021
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
A man is going to have surgery to remove his pancreas and Fool #1 wants to know that while he is opened up if he can get one of his other organs.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:10.3 | The subject, my holy lovers, double life. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay. |
| 0:15.9 | Marinate on that for a minute. |
| 0:17.5 | We'll get into that in just a little bit. |
| 0:19.6 | I already know what that's about. |
| 0:21.5 | But right now, you think you do. Right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. |
| 0:28.4 | What you got for is Neff? Well, you know, last break we was talking about the kidneys. You know, |
| 0:33.7 | that's what we were talking about. Someone giving kidney. We talked about that. Scarface and his son. Yeah, yeah. You know, so, you know, that's what we were talking about. Someone giving kidney. We talked about that. |
| 0:37.7 | Scarface and his son. |
| 0:39.1 | Yes. |
| 0:39.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.4 | You know, so, you know, I go in my archives and I pull out, can I have your kidney? |
| 0:46.7 | Oh, goodness. |
| 0:48.6 | Yo, kidney. |
| 0:50.1 | This one right here dear to my heart because this was my daddy's all-time favorite. |
| 0:56.3 | Made me put it on a CD and made it play over and over again. |
| 0:59.4 | So the whole CD only had, Can I Have Your Kidney? |
| 1:03.9 | On one CD, it went like 30 times. |
| 1:06.3 | He rode around his truck, rode around his truck, and he played this the whole time. |
| 1:10.6 | Boy, if you just put it on a CD for me, this for you, Daddy. Can I have your kidding? Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Brother Conley Woff. This is Connolly Wicke. How you doing, brother? This is Deacon Patterson, called him from the church. How you doing today? Deacon Patterson? Yeah. Just doing fine. And yourself, sir. I'm doing good. Doing good. You know, the church is behind you on what you're going through. And we're praying for you, man. We know all about the, you know, you're going into surgery on Friday to get your, get your pancreas removed. So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer and let you know that we all are pulling for you, and we know that the man upstairs is going to pull you through this success. Well, God bless and keep you, that deacon, God bless and keep you, because I tell you, I'm going through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it, |
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