This is LBC from global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after 12 is the time. You're listening to James O'Brien on LBC where Mystery Hour gets underway.

A weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your

radio dial. The way it works is this. You have a question, a conundrum, a query. Can I keep that

up? I know that query doesn't actually begin with a C, but alliteration depends on the sound

that you make. So a question, a conundrum, a query, a... Quixition?

Quiz?

I don't know.

Shut up.

Just get on with it.

All right.

If you've got a question that needs an answer, you've no idea what the answer is, but you know

there must be an answer.

Give me a call.

Ask the question.

Someone listening will know the answer. And somehow, in that very simple equation, from that very simple equation, magic will often emerge.

It's not really about the destination, is it?

It's about the journey.

It's about travelling hopefully.

If you hear somebody else ask a question to which you know the answer, then you have to ring in and answer it.

Otherwise, your radio will blow up.

Four minutes after 12 is the time.

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