Can I Claim Your Kid

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Why would you claim someone else's kid and then offer them less? Makes no sense.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.1	Coming up at four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:09.4	And the subject is, I'm falling for him, not his daddy.
0:14.1	We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
0:16.9	But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:20.8	Nephew, what you got for us?
0:22.2	Well, you know, it's tax time coming up.
0:24.0	Y'all do know that, right?
0:24.9	It's right around the corner.
0:26.1	Oh, Monday.
0:26.7	Right around the corner.
0:28.1	That's right.
0:29.3	And, you know, desperate time.
0:31.7	Desperate measures mean a lot at some time.
0:34.9	So, you know, is it possible that can i can i can i can i can i can i
0:39.4	claim your child is that all right just no what hey hey hey we're in desperate times right now
0:48.3	okay can i claim your child just to help me out a little bit on my taxes that's all i need
0:54.0	you got a few of them over there let me just let me have one of them let me hold on
1:00.0	one man let me just to claim this on these taxes man let's go cat dog can I claim
1:04.1	your child April 15th is on the way hello hello I'm trying to reach Devin.
1:13.5	Devin's...
1:14.5	Yeah, this is, huh?
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