Can I Claim Your Kid - 2.27.26

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call.
0:08.4	Junior, what you got?
0:10.2	All right, Shirley, well, you know, it's tax season.
0:12.6	You know, it's tax season right now.
0:14.4	Yes, it is.
0:15.3	And this is something that happens, you know, round tax season.
0:19.2	Mm-hmm.
0:19.8	Mm-hmm.
0:20.3	Title is, can I claim your kids?
0:24.2	Yes, Lord.
0:25.2	Mike?
0:26.8	I know my social security number been sold a few times.
0:29.1	I know my mama.
0:31.1	I've been a Ferguson, a Jackson.
0:33.3	I've been a Johnson.
0:34.5	I've been a Smith.
0:37.1	They just passing me around. I know. Here we go. Let's go, Cat. Can I claim your kids? Hello? Hello. I'm trying to reach, uh, Devin. Devin's. Yeah, this is, right? Hey, Devin, how you doing, man? My name is, uh, Curtis, man. Curtis. I was trying to reach out to you. You, your son, he plays basketball with my nephew, man. Your son is the one that's on the Blazers' little league basketball team, right? Yeah, yeah, he played for the Blazers Is everything all right? Yeah, yeah. Okay with my boy?
1:11.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12.6	Everything's good, man.
1:13.6	You know, they got a game Saturday and everything.
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