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Run That Prank

Can I Borrow Your Freezer

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Funeral directors have no business calling an appliance store looking for a freezer!

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.4

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.0

And the subject is, where are your shoes?

0:14.7

Got to find out what that's all about in just a few.

0:17.2

Yeah, that's crazy.

0:19.7

Who knew?

0:25.0

But right now, it is time for the prank phone call with the nephew. What you got now?

0:32.8

I'm in a little tight situation right now and I need to borrow a freezer. Can I borrow your freezer? Can I borrow your freezer? In a little situation, a little something, something, it happens to all of us. Can I borrow your freezer? Cat dog, if you would. Allied equipment. This is Trina. How can I help you? I'm trying to reach Dale. Dale is the manager, right? Yes, Dale is the manager. How can I help you? Okay. Is Dale available?

0:54.3

Is he there?

0:55.1

He's actually with a customer. Is there something that I can help you with or pass along a message? Okay, so y'all allied equipment. What exactly do y'all have there? I'm going to make sure I'm calling the right place. Oh, yes, of course. It's a restaurant supply company. So we have, you know, everything from

1:13.2

freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies. Okay. We all do have freezers,

1:20.1

because that's what I'm trying to do. What I'm trying to do is I've run out of freezer space,

1:26.3

and I'm trying to see if possibly, you know, my back is up against

1:30.0

the wall right now.

1:30.9

I'm trying to see if I can possibly put something in one of you all's freezers for a couple

1:36.1

days until I get freed up on this end.

1:39.3

So that's why I wanted to see if you guys would allow me to do something like that.

1:43.8

Is that possible? Sir, sorry, I'm a little confused. You don't want to buy a freezer. You just want to put something in one of our freezers? I just want to put something in there for a couple of days because I have a freezer, but mine is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I can put something in you all's

2:01.4

freezer until, you know, for a couple of days, and then I'll come back and get it.

2:04.9

I'm so sorry.

2:06.0

We don't do that.

2:09.4

If you wanted to come by and purchase a freezer, I'm happy to help you, but we don't allow

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