Um, I hate the dentist, no, no, I mean, I hate the dentist, okay, and I can't, I'm not

gonna tell you which tablets they gave me to calm me down because we're not here to

promote drugs, okay, or alcohol.

But so I gotta get, I gotta, they have to give me these pills to calm me down and then

they gave me laughing gas.

This is like to get a cleaning, you know, shut up.

And uh, true story, true story, my family will tell you, we found a new dentist and, and

I went in there, ready to roll, right, and say, I say to the dentist, I said, so you

get a beautiful office, this is beautiful, um, listen, um, I need you to knock me out.

And he's like, what?

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, like, I need anesthesia.

I need you to put me under, and it's like dramatic, and he's like, he looks at me, he's

like, what?

I was like, I have three cavities.

I need you to put me under, he's like, this is, this is an unusual request.

I was like, man, I don't care, I need you to put me under, right?

So you won't do it, which is weird because I'm paying him, but he won't do it.

So I'm like, really?

Are you sure you can't put me out?

Like I never want to remember I was here, ever, right?

And he's like, here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna be tablets and we're gonna give

you this gas.

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