Well, hey, I'm not sure that I'm going to get the opportunity with many of you.

And yet, if i did have

the privilege of officiating your wedding i would do with you what i would do with many couples that i

choose to officiate the weddings of i would sit down with you and your fiance and i would run you

through a whole list of questions because i want your wedding to be everything that your pinterest says it should

be i would make sure that i ask you things like, tell me your love story because I need to know how the two of you met and where you were and did you see each other across the room and you lock eyes and you just started to walk across the room. Or I would want to know, hey, what are you going to do for your first act of marriage? You know, are you choosing to do a hymn or communion or, you know, unity candles, that was something back in the 90s, but it's kind of making its way back around, or do you want to do the sand, you know, where you pour some in together and you

kind of mix that way back around. Or do you want to do the sand, you know, where you pour some in together

and you kind of mix that thing up, even though we're not real sure where it came from, that's something

that you could do. I would also ask you, what do you want to do with vows? Do you want to do traditional vows or, oh, you want to do personal vows? Okay, well, how are you going to get those

personal vows on stage? Because you're going to handwrite those? You're going to print those.

Okay, perfect. And do you want me to carry that? Oh, you want to put it in a vow book? Well, that's cute.

Who's going to do? Who you going to get those personal vows on stage? Because you're going to handwrite those? You're going to print those? Okay, perfect.

And do you want me to carry that?

Oh, you want to put it in a vow book?

Well, that's cute.

Who's going to get that on stage?

Is it in the altar?

Oh, it's in my jacket pocket.

Thanks for letting me know.

And then I would even ask you, hey, are there any particular sensitivities in your family that I need to be aware of?

Any crazy Karens that are showing up, upset that you didn't invite the grandkids? I would ask you all sorts of stuff like this.

Because I genuinely want your wedding day to be the stuff of your dream, ladies.

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