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Hello and welcome to The Guardian Football Weekly.

Frank Lampard is, you what now?

Gonna lead Chelsea out of the Bernabar in the Champions League quarterfinals.

And what Leicester, what Martin O'Neill, can he still get a tune from Muzzy, is it?

What parallel universe is this, I see, Barry didn't know that until

his eyebrows were raised.

And we'll get to all of that first off.

At the football from last night, some absolutely wonderful defensive lapses from West Ham,

at home to Newcastle, who take full advantage to go third, ready the Moys voice note.

It feels impolite for a team near the bottom to keep hold of their manager for a whole season.

Manchester United and Marcus Rashford see off Brentford in a forgettable game,

but an important victory nonetheless.

There's some lionesses to look forward to in the Fina Lissima and a Premier League preview.

The games were in two days by which time presumably Doug Livermore Spurs will take on Steve

Gritt's Brighton and Ian Bramford will attempt Southampton's Great Escape.

All that fuss, your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Robin Cowan, welcome.

Good morning, Max.

Hello, Barry Glendennin.

Hello, Max.

And hello, Johnny Lu.

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