CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP MASTURBATING IN MCDONALD’S? ft. Paul Virzi
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2022
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna discuss the importance of unpacking intrusive thoughts and admit that they like the taste of their own vaginas, which, for the record, was not an intrusive thought. They also recap their spooky and slutty time at Salem’s Haunted Happenings Grand Parade and revel in Krystyna’s nephew’s very valid obsession with… deez nuts. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian PAUL VIRZI. The trio explores parenting in a fcked up contemporary social climate, maintaining a healthy sex life after having kids, and why we should be masturbating in Chick-Fil-A instead of McDonald’s. Commentary from the man with extra special sauce — Mike Coscarelli.
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Song 2- Asteroids
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| 0:00.0 | Yellowstone, television's number one show returns on Paramount Network. |
| 0:03.8 | I John Dudley, who solemnly swear through a poll, |
| 0:06.4 | the Constitution of the State of Montana, |
| 0:08.6 | against all enemies, foreign and domestic. |
| 0:10.9 | Featuring an all-star cast led by Academy Award winner Kevin Costner. |
| 0:13.9 | The invasion is over. |
| 0:15.0 | They will fight you dirty. |
| 0:16.0 | Is there any other way? |
| 0:17.2 | As the Dudley family fights to protect their legacy, |
| 0:19.5 | they'll learn power has a price. |
| 0:21.2 | Sign in as this is a declaration of war. |
| 0:23.2 | We're already at war. |
| 0:24.4 | Yellowstone returns Sunday at 8 p.m. Eastern for an epic two-hour premiere |
| 0:27.8 | event exclusively on Paramount Network. |
| 0:30.1 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:32.0 | The Antisex Slushing Podcast. |
| 0:34.2 | No, you haven't said that. |
| 0:35.1 | I'm Christina Huffing. |
| 0:36.3 | I'm Corinne Ficker. |
| 0:37.5 | What up fuckers, how you doing? |
| 0:50.5 | You ready for the nuclear war? |
| 0:52.8 | Just getting it's not going to happen. |
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