You are listening to the beauty brains where real scientists answer your beauty questions.

And now, here's Randy and Perry. Hello everybody I'm Randy Schuler, the left lobe of the beauty brains and I'm joined as always by the right lobe Perry Romanowski

Hey Randy right lobe I was said I was I get mixed up on which grainy monikers we've used in the past but that's what I'm going with for today's show.

Well I always like it when you tell me I'm right.

Hey Perry on today's show we're going to bust a myth about using Coca-Cola to get a better

sun tan.

We're going to explain how sugar sprays texturize your hair and we're going to piss off a dermatologist by explaining he's wrong about sunscreens.

We love to piss off the dermatologist of the world.

Oh, so before we get to all that, what's going on with you?

Well, you know, I'm realizing what a terrible consumer I am because you know what I'm doing today?

What's that? My wife and I were buying a new car.

Oh, outstanding. No, I'm all stressed out about it. Well, it's a lot of money.

It is. It's a lot of money. In fact, you know, this car is going to cost what I bought my first house for.

Holy crap.

How much is a Tesla these days?

I bought a very inexpensive house.

I, you know, I bought my first house when I was 21 years old.

Only for you. Still in college. my first house when I was 21 years old.

Only for you.

Still in college.

But anyway.

So we're getting this car.

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