This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, four minutes after 12 is the time.

Weird day that, eh? Two hours already? We've been together. Doesn't feel like that long, does it?

Oh, does it? How long? Oh, okay. Well, this will move a bit quicker

anyway, I promise. On my, on my, on my, on my, on my, your weekly opportunity to achieve the

sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial. It's like a VIP lane

of radio, except there's no 29 million quid at the end of it, however brilliant your contribution may be.

If you've got a question, what needs an answer?

Call me now, 03456060973, someone else will know the answer.

There are hardly any rules.

There are very few criteria for question inclusion.

We try and avoid repetition, but we gave up on being too strict about that,

when we noticed that we

weren't capable of remembering what we'd had for breakfast never mind what we might have covered on

mystery hour two years two months or even two weeks ago there wasn't one last week so expect a little

bit of a logjam and don't look anything up you're not allowed to consult google or any other

form of reference because somebody listening will know the answer

and we can't wait to hear from them. That's pretty much it, except to remind you that there is

a prize now on Mystery Hour. There is, I got asked about Mystery Hour on Celebrity Mastermind.

Did I tell you this, Keith? No, it was amazing. Clive

Myrie wanted to know more about it and I don't know if it will make the editor or not, but it was

quite a moment when you think back to how this began as a fairly silly diversion designed to allow

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