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Welcome to the Brainson Blah Olympics.

This is the contest for Risi, who can find the most mind numbingly, painstakingly,

totally, utterly boringest activity ever.

Say it in here covering all the inaction.

It's a beautiful day here at the Brainson Boreditorium where the walls are gray.

The windows look out on empty parking lots.

And the only sound you can hear is the echo of the wall clock slowly ticking away.

Let's check in with contestant number one.

The master maven of meh herself, Molly Bloom.

Hey, Sandin.

I'm just sitting here organizing these macaroni noodles from largest to smallest.

But Molly, all these macaroni are the same size.

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