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The BrilliantlyDumb Show

Can Bobby Fairways Pass The 5th Grade?

The BrilliantlyDumb Show

Robby Berger

Sports, Society & Culture, Comedy

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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The guys dive into the Internet Invitational, Smarter than a 5th grader segment, Buy/Sell and finish it off with Snake Draft Top 5 Movie Quotes Of All Time

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ladies gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to what is another edition here of the brilliantly dumb show.

0:11.3

Sky scraper tomorrow has come into the man.

0:15.5

No, you are your own worst enemy.

0:17.2

You know that.

0:17.8

You're your own worst enemy.

0:19.3

You do realize.

0:19.7

I have a child sleeping in the hotel room that I'm staying at. So I'm not doing a podcast.

0:23.8

I mean, look, you don't have to try and give me the sad sob story about being a dad. I live that. I live that story every day. immediately coming at my throat and I'm not coming here.

0:32.6

I'm just saying,

0:33.2

I'm just saying you're your own worst enemy because you show up.

0:36.4

Oh my worst enemy.

0:37.4

You show up and you look like you're in fucking Dubai.

0:39.8

That's why.

0:40.3

And people are going to break your balls. venom myself. I'm just saying you're your own worst enemy because you show up. You show up and you look

0:38.3

like you're in fucking Dubai. That's why. And people are going to break your balls. So just understand that that's what's

0:42.9

going to happen. Again, you don't have to give me the dad sobbed story. I'm not trying to give me

0:48.2

a sob story, but you didn't even let me build my fucking case before you. Whatever happened

0:52.6

innocent until proven guilty. Can I tell you something? You look, the beard looks great number one. The fit looks great, number two, and I love you very much. I'm just trying to, I want that to be said. I want that to be said. Look at the view, though. Look at the view. Yeah. I see the view, it's a nice view that that is really where are you

1:14.1

saying beatie the finest lotterdale for a lotterdale where and for a lotterdale oh i got hooked up at four

1:20.4

seasons they're going to bury joe at the four seasons by the way the way, I didn't even start off by saying anything. It's always brought into my attention. Like, oh, you know, look at this guy. I'm sorry, I have a child. By the way, Bob, you don't realize how hard it is to put a child to sleep. Wait, wait, but all of them. When you get a child to sleep, my wife was breastfeeding all night. She's exhausted. I'm not going to try to wake the child because I'm yelling at Michael on a fucking podcast. But Joe, this has nothing to do with your child. Don't bring my nephew into this, Joe.

1:56.0

Yeah. This has nothing. Don't bring my nephew into this. It has nothing to do with the child. It has nothing to do with the child. I'm saying that's the reason I'm doing the podcast outside. I got to tell you, it's a nice view. Yeah, I was saying it's a nice, it is a nice view. It's a very nice view, Pete. I mean, come on. Is it not a nice view? I don't like that. I mean, I just showed you.

2:18.1

It's ocean front.

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