It's Rice. What a goal! Declam Rice!

We've had an absolute rocket with a free kick! Arsenal League

1-0! He's cutting side! Saka! Sublime's finish! He's back with a bang with Bukaiusaka 1-0!

Unbelievable! It's estimated that somewhere between 700 million and 1.5 billion years from now, the Sun will no longer

be able to support human life, by which point Benjamin Sheshko still won't have taken his penalty.

This is the Arsenal Vision postmatch podcast, and it's me, Phil Costa, in the hosting chair

for this later than usual episode, but we wanted to cover the Champions League draw,

and after sitting through half an hour of ego-tripping,

self-important junk involving Zlatan Ibrahimovich and Alexander Safferin, we have earned that right.

Before I introduce today's guests, here's your time to laugh at Manchester United again

after they were knocked out of the EFL Cup by League 2 opposition last night, so a round of applause for Grimsby Town,

who won 12-11 on penalties with 130 million pounds worth of talent, proving that they couldn't do it

on a wet and windy night in Lincolnshire. At least they won the We played better than Arsenal

trophy on match day one. But that's enough of that. Joining me for today's episode, I've got Tim Stillman.

Hello, Tim.

Hello, that.

How's it going?

You got your tactics bored out yet?

No.

But all good, thank you.

I mean, you might know my second guest who was a late arrival after pretending to have a real job. And that's Elliot Smith, who you should still definitely block on social media. Hello, Elliot. I like this conceit that I am going to be the guest today, since I'd already asked you if you were available to host. I'm going to do everything in my power to do what a guest on this pod normally does, not follow the format, not answer the questions, wreck the flow, completely

ignore what you've asked and say whatever's on my mind, including that I want to know what is the

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