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Julian Alvarez, he slipped but he's still just about kept it under that crossbar,

two all after two rounds. It's an absolute smorgas board.

As the referee will stop the taking for just a moment, it would be a concern if Alvarez hits it onto his other foot.

That would be a double touch.

And I think the referee is saying that it is a double kick.

It won't count.

It's Roddy for football. The show that like a disallowed, double-tap Julian Alvarez penalty in the Madrid Derby of the Champions League round of 16,

excuse my Spanish.

Oh, we go in with both feet on the Champions League, the Europa League,

and your beloved Conference League, the People's Tournament. This week, telling you all you need to know, okay,

some of what you need to know about the quarterfinals. I can't believe we've made it this far.

And to do so, I'm joined by a gent more consistent than Diego Simeone's wardrobe, more inevitable

than a Real Madrid win on penalties in the Champions League knockout rounds, and more

gracious than the schedule's been to Baruchia Dortmund.

It's gorgeous to say, it's Mr Rory Smith.

This is the business end of things, Raj.

This is when things get excited.

Yes, the business end. It's all been for this. It is the sharp end of things, Roj. This is when things get exciting. Yes, the business end.

It's all been for this.

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