Welcome to Collier Girlfriend, a podcast for long distance festies everywhere. She's Anne Friedman. She's Amina Tussaud.

On today's episode we are talking about

MLK misremembered the death of Mr. Peanut and that age-old question can a woman be elected president of the United States of America?

Hi, how's it going? Oh, I'm pretty good over here. You know, I'm so cozy over here. I'm drinking this Jasmine tea that I'm super into so I feel

2000 years old. What about Jasmine tea is like a like a 2000 year old person? Jasmine tea specifically always makes me feel old. Like I'm a teeth as you know

I'm a tea drinker. I don't do coffee drugs even though I dabble recently and as you know it ended badly. Oh my god

I actually feel like this is worth mentioning on the show because they're cautionary tale which is

we were we were on our way to do our final book revisions in the desert and

like high high on the agenda of what we had to accomplish in this week we

we stopped at a starbees and

Shout out to my mother Paula Friedman who always sends us starbees cards to keep us caffeinated on the road. Oh my god

Thank you Paula Friedman, but we both ambitiously ordered

large beverages late into the day and the physical ramifications were real like I will just speak for myself as someone who does coffee drugs every day

It was like a new level of intensity. I don't know maybe because I got some sugar in it

But I was wired and you you had a psychedelic experience. I

Mean okay, so the people need to know that I drink two coffees a year maximum and

They are watered down ice coffees. It's whenever I'm having a day that I'm like I just I need to feel like a mainstream lady out in America

You know all like order an ice coffee. Can I order?

Can I offer a counterpoint as someone who has with you? I also feel like you you are like ice latte when there is a

Tascade hand that you were like woo got to get the body on board with this agenda like

Don't you think that this is so dumb because one like I am lactose intolerance

I have no business be drinking ice latte is out here even if you know the milk is like the good kind of milk

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