Camposflage: Rooney returns, Ranieri also returns, while Wales and Scotland step up
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 15 November 2018
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for; Wayne Rooney’s international return! The Rooniverse has been a barren, empty place since the great man retired and finally Gareth Southgate is putting a stop to all this ‘looking forward’ nonsense by bringing it back to the good old days.
Jesus.
As well as all that international relegation becomes a possibility for the first time, with Ireland and Northern Ireland looking to avoid it, Wales find a player down the back of the sofa (in Belgium) and we have some gossip about Pete and a very special lady.
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Further reading:
Callum Wilson is ready to take his chance
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/nov/14/callum-wilson-england-wembley-dream-looks
Wales’ new boy James Lawrence isn’t bothered about the Premier League:
The USA copy Southgate’s model
Claudio Ranieri is still a lovely man
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46215037
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| 0:00.0 | Hello my darlings, welcome to the football ramble preview shows, one of my bet 365, Wayne |
| 0:05.8 | Rooney is back in town, James Sancho has been impressing and Wales could get promoted. |
| 0:15.9 | Hello everybody, as you can see my voice is nearly that it's about 95% back. |
| 0:29.0 | That was a quick recovery, yes. |
| 0:31.0 | Have you had injections? |
| 0:32.0 | I've had an enormous amount of injections and plastic surgery. |
| 0:36.0 | And you throw? |
| 0:37.0 | Oh yes, they now call me the voice, it's not Tom Jones anymore. |
| 0:40.0 | What about those of us, listeners included, who endured your voice because it was at the start of the week? |
| 0:45.0 | I had no control over it to be fair, I had some... |
| 0:47.0 | Get some sandpaper down there. |
| 0:48.0 | Get gargling with the glass. |
| 0:50.0 | I had a few people tweet, but very nice things, a chap told me that my voice gave him an erection. |
| 0:55.0 | And another man said that my voice was perfect for, he was somewhere in South Africa. |
| 1:00.0 | He looked like he was on a hunt, or he was being hunted, preferably the latter. |
| 1:05.0 | The latter, the erotic park purposes, of course. |
| 1:07.0 | So thank you very much for that everybody. |
| 1:09.0 | I've got a few here actually. |
| 1:10.0 | Can you hear a little bit of the croak coming back in? |
| 1:12.0 | Well, you fade it back, I don't want to... |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:15.0 | I've got a few here actually. |
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