Welcome everybody to this special edition of Gutfeld.

I'm Kat Timp in for Greg.

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

Yes.

Let's start with some jokes.

A politician named Adolf Hitler is set to win a local election in the African country of Namibia.

He's coincidentally running against a man who shares the name of another dictator, Greg Gutfeld.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has urged Americans to dress better and act more polite

while flying this Thanksgiving.

I'm not saying I feel attacked, but then he said,

that means you, cat tymph.

A new study shows that young adults ages 18 to 24

who detoxed from social media for a full week

were much happier due to all the free time they had,

to do drugs.

Who wrote that?

All right.

An Arizona couple broke into a restaurant, had sex, and then stole $450 at an iPhone 5.

Police arrested the person who still owned the iPhone 5.

A woman in Thailand was miraculously found alive

after someone heard a knock coming from her coffin.

That's unbelievable.

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