And the Greetings adventurers. I am your dungeon master Michael DeMaro and my pronouns are he him.

Hi, my name's Nika and my pronouns are she, her. I play Roark.

Hey everybody it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim

Laning. My pronouns are he him. And I play Chuck.

Hey everyone I'm Jennifer Sheik. My pronouns are She Her, and I am playing

Selene von Esper. Hi, my name is Mike Bachman. My pronouns are he-him and I play Screech

Echo. Uh, Nika is not here this week because she got picked up by a big bird.

A rate was a really big bird. She texted and was like, guys, I got picked up by a big bird.

I still, I do still have self-signal right now like

bullshit and then she says a picture of the talons and she was flying over a field.

Oh tell them the truth she's out recruiting for her new world of war.

Okay that's true.

That was so cool.

I'd be so mad.

Actually, I'd be happy, but still.

Yeah, no Nika today.

So, once anything is different, just... it's to do any more when you adopt like a new kitten and just shake in the corner that's what

Michael's doing that is what I'm doing I should put this down because I feel so powerful I keep

scared pretty scared you're gonna shoot us with a gun

Bachman has a...

smoked an op so hard, the meat fell right off the bone.

Uh, Bachman has a Sonic the Hedgehog, Nerf gun.

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