And the Greetings adventurers. I am your dungeon master Michael DeMaro and my pronouns are he him.

Hi, my name's Nika and my pronouns are she, her. I play Roark.

Hey everybody it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim

Laning. My pronouns are he him. And I play Chuck.

Hey everyone I'm Jennifer Sheik. My pronouns are she, her, and I am playing Selene Von Esper.

Hi, my name is Mike Bachman.

My pronouns are he, him.

And I play Screech Echo.

I'm gonna scream so loud in the microphone that it shoots out of Nika's ears to wake her dogs up so that she has to get rid of them.

That would be sad.

You would never do that. Why do you want to do that? They're such sweet boy.

The innocent men!

We can't have you comfortable.

We have to keep you on edge at all times to get the drama to the maximum level.

I'm jealous of the doggies.

You should be.

That is something that the wicked jokes are

would do.

These are the schemes of the jokes.

I'm a bad guy.

Okay, the people asking, if you look, I won't disturb him because then he'll make noise but the loud one is right

Isn't that brown in the brown spot in between the pink? Yep it's the brown spot in between the pink.

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