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Greetings adventurers. I am your dungeon master Michael Demaro and my pronouns are he him. Hi my name's Nika and my pronouns are she her. I play work. Hey everybody

It's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim Lanny. My pronouns are he him and I play Chuck. Hey everyone

I'm Jennifer Sheik. My pronouns are she her and I am playing Celine Bon Esper. Hi my name is Mike Bachman

My pronouns are he him and I play Screech Echo. When time I had Boba with red beans in it. That's real. That's real. It is a thing. Yeah because red beans are like a dessert thing. Yeah I drank those beans. I drink the beans. I drink it. I drink your beans. Are we in a true zone right now? Yeah. Yeah of course. I think Boba's little round pieces of shit. I hate it. Of course you do. You don't have to have a good opinion. You know what? It's not a casserole. It's like what is this?

This is a cream and chicken sandwich. You're like I want to put some ranch on this. I can't I don't know how to put ranch on it. I thought it was going to be green beans and it was just these little balls of shit. Don't you like tapioca pudding? The pudding with weird eggs in it. You know what I love? That you get like what's happening? Yes. I do actually like tapioca pudding. As a matter of fact I do because it's a different from grandma's and I love grandma food. Okay it's like this. It's like this. Yes I like right.

Imagine one grain of rice in large up to the size of a potato. You wouldn't like that. I would like that. I would like that. I would like that. I would like that. You didn't like a corn with a cob? Let's just nibble it around. One grain. One rice on the cob. Like one big like long piece or I. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Hmm gross. I think this is good. You know I'd be like why I'm rosy swike. I would solve for hunger but only for my country. If you think about it you guys are going to race cakes are kind of like big races. No because they're not.

They're individual greens but you it's all folded in together. So it's together as one. It's small rice popped. I heard that you used to shoot out a gun to make big rice. Yeah they shoot it out gun to make big. That's all pop. I heard that. If you shoot at a bag of popcorn with a gun it'll make rice cakes. When I heard that as a boy I was like that sounds like fucking bowl shit. That sounds like a teacher of the devil. 37,110.

Wow. We're recording this during the final 95 minutes of our Kickstarter. We're screaming. We're pissing. We're shitting. If you're hearing this right now you're too late. That's true.

Unless you're on the twitch but whatever. But they don't. I'm not. Yeah. I'm here on the twitch. They know I don't consider them. Even though I love them so much. 37,194. Thank you so much twitch. I love you so much. I kiss you. We have said that we're going to do shots when we cross thousand dollar marks. Most of us have said that.

Yeah. We took cities. We took cities. I took a three quarter shot. There you go. And I have a shot and took a back shot. Oh.

Oh 37,248. So yeah. If you're listening to us in the future not only do you not have a chance to get in the Kickstarter the audio is annoying.

But people do like it when we drink a lot. They do. We drink a lot. That's true. So definitely we said it last week but check out the black ballad when it hits backer kit.

Previous episode has a link for that information. Since they're using backer kit they're not going to get as much. What's the one I'm looking for screen time because kickstart. Yeah. Yeah. They they'll be able to have like more control less cuts. Yada yada yada. But that being said that means.

Those of people that hear it needed make a better concerted effort to check it out. So the black ballad. And if you know anything about like that group of people those that group of creators.

What they had to go through making their previous book. It was one of the big blow ups of the tabletop industry. They were caught up in a drama not of their own fault.

In the tabletop. Yes. So you should support them. They're good people and they make them stuff. Yep. And yet again check out amateur-rish productions. Yeah. Where Ben and Katie host some shows and it's good shit. I follow a number of amateur productions but I'll add that to the list.

Our guests were so funny and past so funny. Yeah. Great time. Yeah. Amazing job. You guys are so funny. Yeah. No. I love both their characters to the extent that I want them to come back.

Yeah. Jennifer and I are joking that like it's not always like a one shot bit character lands like that for us. We usually see it happen and go all right. We see what you do and you're trying to put.

Ben was so fucking funny. And endearing immediately that I was like immediately I was like I have never seen someone do this before.

She was so horny. Yeah. So horny. And of course Katie was perfect. Yes. Since their partners that were able to play off each other very well. Yeah. It was. We're such we're so lucky. What a great job you all did.

Previously on greetings adventures. You think there's only like two hook orders down there. You did see more than one. Let's smash it back. Wow. Okay. I'm just trying to think of the ethics of it. Yeah.

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